Deport Them
There are a lot of political issues that divide this country: abortion, gay rights, climate change, deficit spending, etc. But there is one thing we can all agree on. You know what I'm talking about.
Mitt Olympics
It is the longest of shots, but Pittsburgh may have a chance to get the Summer Olypmics for 2024. We don't currently have enough hotel rooms or sports arenas or cash. We're going to need about $3 billion. Maybe if we get an Olympic savior like Mitt Romney to help us ... I hear he has some time on his hands.
Political Theater
I think the general public, weary of all of the doomsday scenarios being bandied about, won't understand the real cost of the sequester until it hits them close to home.
Keystone Cops
Between the moonlighting officers, resigning Chief, secret credit union accounts and FBI investigations, the Pittsburgh Police are not looking so good these days.
Red States
Many of the GOP governors, like Rick Scott of Florida, who were railing against Obamacare, saying they would NEVER in a million years accept the Medicaid expansion money, are now changing their tunes. Flip-floppers!
