Buy Mario Lemieux's toilet - 01-19-11

Written by Seth Rorabaugh on .

There are so many jokes we could make with this item.

But unfortunately, all of them would lead to us either getting banned from ever covering a Penguins-related event or simply getting fired.

We'll simply let the material stand for itself.

You can buy Mario Lemieux's toilet.

For real.

The latest round of memorabilia auctioning from the lifeless husk of the Civic Arena has begun. One item which has caught the eyes of a few people with at least $32 worth of disposable income is this:

The toilet from Lemieux's suite at the Civic Area.

And just in case you were wondering, "This item is being sold AS-IS."

In other words, bring some Clorox.

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