We're going to do this for two reasons.
First, Dan Potash is good people.
Second, we're assuming these commercials are airing during Pirates games and since we can't imagine anyone with the ability to work a functioning remote control is actually watching that garbage at this point. So we figured we'd get the word out.
So at the risk of giving out free advertising, here are FSN Pittsburgh's commercials for the upcoming Penguins season:
EMPTY NETTER ASSISTS
-Goaltender John Curry is an underdog.
-Penguins forward Mark Letestu had a goal and three assists in a 5-2 defeat of the Maple Leafs in the rookie tournament in Kitchener, Ont.
-Former Wilkes-Barre/Scranton goon Dennis Bonvie is already scouting his former team.
-The Flyers might stick Daniel Briere, Simon Gagne and Mike Richards on the same line.
-Capitals owner Ted Leonsis is still not happy with us.
-The Stars are counting on Fabian Brunnstrom to contribute quickly.