What color is the sky in this man's world?

"He says we're gonna sign, WHO?"

Having bloodied ESPN's nose over its handling of the Ben Roethlisberger story, Pro Football Talk's Mike Florio now floats 10 reasons why the Steelers might sign Michael Vick, not one of which seems even remotely rooted in reality. The source of this speculation came from a Bloomberg report that listed the Steelers with 4-1 odds on signing the wayward quarterback. Heads could be heard exploding around the Steeler blogosphere because of the sheer ridiculousness of it. A sampling:

• Mondesi: I surrender
• PSAMP: Noooooooooooo!
• BTSC
• FanHouse: Don't rely on "online betting sites" for news

And, in unrelated news, it appears our long national nightmare is over.

Only three more days folks ...