Oy vey ...

Mondesi's House has a great find on Santonio Holmes's Twitter feed, putting out a casting call for 'sexy ladies' in the Miami area for a video shoot.

'Tone is doing nothing wrong here, and obviously one thing has nothing to do with the other, but in light of whatever may-or-may-not have happened in Milledgeville, Ga. last week, now would be the time for anyone wearing the hypocycloids to y'know, just lay low for awhile.