Blame Canada?

No, Big Ben can only blame himself for this. He was skewered by the sharp end of South Park's satire kebab last night. The PG's Rob Owen has the details ...

Not sure they made his face fat enough. And where is the greasy hair? 

Also, TMZ reports that Ben dropped out of some celebrity golf tournament he was supposed to play in California at the end of the month. In a normal world, this would not be news. But these are not normal times.

Maybe he should he should come back at the Masters instead. No one will notice with that other cad around.