There's still nothing to write about

If you've come here today seeking a statistical breakdown of Rob Scuderi's plus/minus totals in even-numbered days against Southeast Division foes, we're sorry to disappoint you. We're still trying to squeeze every bit of toothpaste out of Summer's tube of Crest (if that makes sense).

So we're just going to keep milking Hulu.com and present you with Game 6 of the 1991 Stanley Cup final:


 

EMPTY NETTER ASSISTS

Penguins

-New Penguins enforcer Eric Godard is getting ready for the season by climbing steps. (Kudos to The Sidney Crosby Show for the find.) In our humble opinion, there's no way he'd beat Ivan Drago with that simple regimen.

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-The Wheeling Nailers re-signed defenseman Todd Spencer and signed defenseman Doug Krantz. They also signed goon Cedrick Bernier.

-Will the Penguins take a dive next season?

-The Pensblog says Mario Lemieux used his fans.

-Experience the Evolution offers six reasons Lemieux is better than Wayne Gretzky.

Atlantic Division

-Former Devils defenseman Vitaly Vishnevski will play in Russia next season. Headline writers in Trenton rejoice.

-The Rangers will retire the jerseys of former forwards Adam Graves, Andy Bathgate (a former Penguin) and defenseman Harry Howell.

-The Flyers will give former Islanders defenseman Bryan Berard a tryout. Puppy-drowning lessons will be included should he make the roster.

Northeast Division

-Maple Leafs forward Mark Bell is picking up trash along a California highway this summer.

-When asked about joining the KHL in Russia, Montreal forward Sergei Kostitsyn said, "Leave the best league in the world? No, thank you."

Southeast Division

-Vincent Lecavalier will be the Lightning's next captain.

-Former Coyotes forward Tyson Nash will get a tryout with the Lightning.

Central Division

-The Blackhawks signed 2007 second-round draft pick Akim Aliu to a entry-level deal for three years. He is a native of Nigeria.

-Red Wings defenseman Chris Chelios likes his Pearl Jam. He also prefers Fixodent.

-Detroit forward Darren McCarty is looking for a one-way deal.

-The Blue Jackets entered an affiliation agreement with the Johnstown Chiefs of the ECHL.

-The Nashville Tennessean is trying to keep the bankruptcy proceedings of Predators investor William "Boots" Del Biaggio public.

Northwest Division

-If you're an Avalanche fan, you're not voting for Barack Obama.

-Former Oilers forward Geoff Sanderson is still looking for work. Also in that story, former Penguins forward Guillame Lefebvre will get a tryout with the Oilers.

Pacific Division

-Panthers defensmen Nick Boynton criticized his former team, the Coyotes, for allowing assistant coach Rick Tocchet leave. Tocchet, a former Penguin, joined the Lightning as an assistant coach in the offseason.

-The Kings have yet to sign restricted free agent forwards Patrick O'Sullivan and Jarrett Stoll.

-Sharks forward Jeremy Roenick is an actor.

Smythe Division

-Tickets for the 2010 Olympics in Vancouver go on sale in October.