Those Thrashers jerseys don't look all that bad anymore - 10-13-08

Life is all about perspective. You might feel poor making
$50,000 in comparison to someone pulling in $80,000. But to another person only
earning $30,000, you might as well be a millionaire.
So when EN reader Gareth Langley of Southampton, U.K.
recently e-mailed us with some information about the uniforms of a French rugby
team, our perspective on the Reebok
Edge-Super-Duper-Mega-Ultra-Awesome-Humungo-Women-Will-Want-You Uniform System jerseys changed quite a bit.
"Paris Rugby team Stade Francais have just released a new
third strip to go with their two "alluring and fabulous" home and away kits.
Home Kit:

Away Kit:

These two are bad enough, just think of props, with
physiques similar to offensive linemen wearing
those two jerseys before they hit you with this 'Warhol
Inspired' jersey:

I just hope that the guy who designed this is planning to
make any jerseys in the USA."
-Gareth Langley
EN says:

Dear Lord those are hideous. We will never complain about
the Reebok Edge-Super-Duper-Mega-Ultra-Awesome-Humungo-Women-Will-Want-You
Uniform System jerseys again.
(OK, maybe not.)
For good measure, we found an action shot of one of Stade Francais in action:

EMPTY NETTER
ASSISTS
Penguins

-The Penguins
aren't concerned about signing Jordan Staal (above, center) to a
contract extension quite yet.
-What's up with
Sidney Crosby's line?
Atlantic Division

-The Flyers have
promoted 2008 first-round draft pick Luca Sbisa (above) to their second
defensive pairing.
-The Devils' win in
Pittsburgh
Saturday was the third one in franchise history in which they came back from a
1-0 deficit with less than five minutes remaining in regulation.
-Even with a 4-0-0
record, the Rangers aren't taking it easy.
Northeast Division
-Senators forward
Daniel Alfredsson has no timetable for returning from his knee injury.
-The Sabres plan on
using backup goaltender and former Penguin Patrick Lalime this week.
Southeast Division
-Have a Florida drivers license?
You can get a Florida Panthers ticket for free.
-Panthers forward
Richard Zednik played in his first game Saturday since suffering a gruesome
neck injury last season.
-The Thrashers are
giving center Bryan
Little a try at winger.
-The Hurricanes are
eager for a shot at the Red Wings.
-Slowly but surely,
Lightning forward Jeff Halpern is recovering from a knee injury.
-The Lightning are
expected to take a look at former Rangers defenseman Marek Malik.
Central Division
-Red Wings
goaltender and former Penguin Ty Conklin learned how to fly
"floatplanes" during the lockout.
-The Red
Wings-Maple Leafs game on Thursday offered Versus its best season-opening
ratings ever.
-The Blackhawks
aren't worried about their power play yet.
It has gone 0-for-8 so far this season.
-The Blue Jackets
need to make a decision on the future of goaltending coach Clint Malarchuk.
-The Blues are
moving rookie forward T.J. Oshie to the first line.
Northwest Division

-Dustin Penner's
goal with 5.4 seconds left in regulation lifted the Oilers to a thrilling 3-2
win against the Avalanche.
-Penner's goal:
[View:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK60VbAB7Cg]
-Those uniforms are
beautiful.
-Colorado defenseman Adam Foote played in his
1000th career game last night.
-Canucks defenseman
Kevin Bieksa is dealing with a knee injury.
Pacific Division
-Two goals from
Shane Doan helped the Coyotes defeat the Ducks, 4-2.
-Brian Boucher made
21 saves for the Sharks in a 1-0 shutout of the Kings.
-Los Angeles forward Anze Kopitar really hates
glass. Check out what he did last night:
[View:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMBEqHFaccU]
-Kings defenseman
Jack Johnson is dealing with an "upper-extremity" injury.

-Stars forward Sean
Avery (above) is already operating with a short leash in Dallas.
-Expectations are
high in Anaheim.
(Photos: Thrashers-Atlanta
Thrashers; Stade Francais-Adrian Dennis/Getty Images; Staal-Gene J. Puskar/Associated Press; Jim McIssac/Getty Images; Oilers-Dale MacMillan/Getty Images; Avery-Bill Waugh/Associated
Press)


