Poor Carrie Prejean, Miss California USA. Our latest moral crusader has had a "Devil" of a time lately!
First, that wicked old Satan caused the wind to make those sweet, innocent pictures of Carrie in a swimsuit turn into an erotic, topless photo shoot. Not done yet, that evil Devil then forced Carrie to falsely sign her Miss California USA contract which prohibits any type of nudity.
Now, her breast implants are another matter. There is nothing in the Bible that prohibits them, so her Jesus would approve. But Carrie finally overcame Satan's torments when she bravely and valiantly defended the Christian concept of marriage (between a man and a woman) in the Miss USA pageant. She listened to Jesus as He strengthened her resolve to ignore that wicked Satan's temptation and answer the question from her heart. And He even sent Archangel Gabriel, (in the disguise of Miss USA pageant owner Donald Trump!) to help her keep her title.
This will also allow Carrie to continue her fight against Satan and all his followers. Watch out for Carrie and The Donald! They've got Jesus on their side ... and they're coming to a church near you!